Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Deep Thoughts

...these muffins sure are good I’m glad I brought them to work do you think anyone will notice me take a third muffin ahh, who cares they are my muffins and I’m going to eat however many I wa- What’s that noise?

(stand up and examine the media center like a cautious deer; head quickly twitching in the direction of any sound)

...seriously where is that noise coming from is it too early to eat my sandwich don't touch the sandwich dummy you won't have anything to eat for lunch there's that noise again it sounds like somebo- Are you kidding me?

(chubby janitor has the entire upper half of his body pressed against the metal guard on one of our large fans whispering lines from Star Wars into the spinning blades)