Problem #1: I’m working in a very quiet computer lab and miss whitey over here is flirting with a Japanese guy. There’s nothing wrong with a little yellow fever, but she’s loud and she’s talking about how sushi makes her vomit.
Problem #2: I’m hungry again.
Problem #3: I’m trying to raise money for the American Cancer Society. It’s for my cousin who died of Pancreatic Cancer. The problem is that I’m poor and so are all of my friends.